this the jump off for a munch larger disruption

pimpin ain't easy. whatever. jerk called it on himself spewing his shit about major-hatin'. that ivan drago rocky IV shit is oro puro. it makes the little major blog committee look like even more of a sucker- the whole fuckin' craftsman catalog in there. TOOL. i could do this shit easily- posting up shitty opinions on the internet, selling ads to arguably even bigger morons, playing up good 'ol days liberal values, politicking in expensive 30$-por-un-mofongo restaurant-bars (it's platanos! them shits are between 5 to 10 for 1$ imported from poor countries creo que la mayoria son de Colombia y Guatemala) AND make it all accurate, informational, and FUNNY. not even in an ironic way. not even the point. NOT EVEN like our tax burden! i don't obscure the truth; just the names. john is a lawyer isn't he? an honest man.. why hasn't he sued everyone's ass by now? it kind of seems like he's praying when he gets up in front of that shitty council chamber. in vain like. the act needs more force- like the kind you see in mafia flicks. like how they pray for you, kiss you, etc. you know- before they kill you. or maybe that kind of thing already went down and that was just before my time? someone needs to enlighten me on this stuff, please. speaking of the people's business- i'm thinking someone needs a comprehensive FLAN in the face, nahmean? now we have charades and we have a comprehensive flan (it's fortified with vitamins and minerals, i guess- not your price-rice-shoppin daddy's flan). doze tings... (psst... las cosas! tu sabes. coño. mira- charade and comprehensive prank) unfortunately exist, and need to be exposed to the point that they become as synonymous with prejudice as renaissance, corruption, bedonkin donuts, and south. PROVIDENCE, that is. i finalhy say it, and in the nicest way. i'm listening to frankie beverly right now, alright? estoy BIEN tranquilo. that's what it do to get it all riled up, shit. comprehensive PIMP. i could do this all day! i never said it would help the movement.

you guys are real funny.

"alcalde? al dente!" (trademarked, TIF-fund earmarked) blog coming soon. more of the kind of shit you used to say in your kitchen before the drop ceiling leaked and you lifted the sagging asbestos tiles to find extensive water damage and A BUG! oh fuck! ad spaces are getting bought up quick as lonely mill luxury lofts. call some white bitch at armored rivals for lease info. and buy me a motherfuckin' 'nother DRANK!